couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

(Source: felixdawkins23)

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mathsturbation:

when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat 

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stoneoceans:

turbovirginbonerlord:

stoneoceans:

a person can have multiple waifus

however, a person can have only one “wife”-tier waifu

But no matter how many waifus you have, they’re all a shit.

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yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

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(Source: uigan)

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(Source: tymothius)

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dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

Reblogged from egberts

empressbrid:

genderbend designs that arent over sexualized and/or sexist

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(Source: straightwhitelucci)

spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

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ask-donthugmeimscared:

PAIGE;you better make time!

Reblogged from theglimmerwitch

What 3 ships do you most associate me with?

(Source: askboxmemes)

Reblogged from gossipseer
Friend: we have too many unfinished rps
Me: i know
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: so i have this idea for a rp
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paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

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paineds:

egberts:

paineds:

who should i pick a fight with next

me

you’re cruising for a bruising, dude.

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